Worst speed dating lines
You’re so pretty, I’m surprised someone hasn’t taken you off the market!
(aka, "Why are you single: The Remix)This is one of those backhanded compliments that really has no response. As a Plus-Size Princess, I often wonder if the guys asking me out have dated big girls before (not that it matters, but I do wonder), and I’ve learned that the answer is rarely helpful.
Karl Alzner was the only player in a thin unrestricted free agent class whose contract exceeded four years in term.
Also, this story involves complete strangers, and therefore, is unlikely to come back to haunt me.
As in, I conveniently forgot their names.)Rewind two weeks: I'm hanging out with some girlfriends and one of them mentions how she saw a groupon-like deal for speed dating.
It's also decidedly less fun for people who get to write articles ranking the smartest and dumbest deals so far. He never lived up to that sort of production, so the team cut bait after a frustrating third season together.
In Buffalo, the 30-year-old analytics darling will pocket that buyout money and should be motivated by a one-year, prove-it contract.